"Today, I transformed some E. Coli cells. They should now be resistant to Ampicillin. This is the first step in my grand plan. I will create a breed only I am immune to, and will hold the world hostage.
"Today, Ampicillin-resistant E. Coli. Tomorrow, I shall rule the world. WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"
Then I started thinking about how it would backfire if they got the better of me. What if they laid waste to everything before I could do anything? For example, what if they killed off all the game programmers??? Then I wouldn't get to play new video games anymore!!!!
This made me worried. But then I thought of a smart plan. I will give selected people immunity on the condition that they serve me. MUAHAHAHAA. I make a good evil overlord. >:)
Then I started thinking. What if they evolved to get me, their creator? What if they mutated and I was no longer immune to them?????
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I decided to use my (soon-to-be-acquired) power for good rather than evil. I have turned over a new leaf.
I decided to use my (soon-to-be-acquired) power for good rather than evil. I have turned over a new leaf.
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